She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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