awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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