do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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