I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm really busy with my period
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