In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
