there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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