One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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