Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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