There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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