I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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