I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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