just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
There's even glitter on my cock...
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