Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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