cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you inspire me to be a worse person
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
you never un-have a 4some
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