someone owes me an orgasm
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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