Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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