Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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