Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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