You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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