Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
