The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
home. puking in laundry basket.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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