he wants to bone in the snuggie
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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