Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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