Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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