these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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