She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize