I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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