I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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