seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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