it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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