Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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