he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
