But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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