therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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