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(415): View more from California

I have another pimple on my ass cheek.

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I'll be there in 10 minutes.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast

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(253): View more from Washington

Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.

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(410): View more from Maryland

she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.

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(206): View more from Washington

My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.

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(847): View more from Illinois

These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now

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(219): View more from Indiana

I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.

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