youre lurking in front of me
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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