If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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