you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just blew my weed a kiss
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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