I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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