Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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