And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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