The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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