Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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