I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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