You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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