she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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