I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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