turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
