Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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