i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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