Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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