no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
