i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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