my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Two words: nipple clamps
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