It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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