You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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