capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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