i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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